Men and Women
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Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.
The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.
You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.