Love and Hate
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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent.
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.
If only bad habits could be broken as easily as hearts!
No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
True friendship is like sound health -- the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
Love: A temporary insanity cureable either by marriage or by removal of the influences under which he incurred the disorder. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than the patient.
Incompatibility: In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Hatred: A sentiment appropriate to the occasion of another's superiority.
Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
If you love someone, tell them. They won't be the only one glad that you did.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.