Doug Larson
American journalist; b. 1926; d. 2017
Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
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tiny.ag/dkcw9sko · ★★☆☆ Fair (183 ratings) · submitted 1997
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
tiny.ag/hifvkpkc · ★★☆☆ Fair (328 ratings) · submitted 1997
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
tiny.ag/k6fhbfxn · ★★☆☆ Fair (107 ratings) · submitted 1997
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
tiny.ag/x1qgalmq · ★★☆☆ Fair (86 ratings) · submitted 1997
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day weekend.
tiny.ag/i632izqc · ★★☆☆ Fair (98 ratings) · submitted 1997
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
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