Love and Hate
114 aphorisms · 13 comments
Aphorisms in This Category
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tiny.ag/4hfen8mj · ★★☆☆ Fair (197 ratings) · submitted 1997
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/id0fuogm · ★★☆☆ Fair (186 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love your neighbors, but don't pull down the fence.
Unknown, (Chinese proverb), in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/x9edjshw · ★★☆☆ Fair (240 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love will make you forget time, and time will make you forget love.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/wlmqelpi · ★★☆☆ Fair (215 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/tuvabnig · ★★☆☆ Fair (890 ratings) · submitted 1999
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Woody Allen, in Life and Death and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/gewaqimj · ★★☆☆ Fair (279 ratings) · submitted 1997
Marriage is the death of hope.
tiny.ag/sxvbnrzm · ★★☆☆ Fair (545 ratings) · submitted 1997
Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best.
Woody Allen, Love and Death, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/mglnajv0 · ★★☆☆ Fair (1274 ratings) · submitted 1997
It is impossible to love and be wise.
tiny.ag/pno9g5xa · ★★☆☆ Fair (699 ratings) · submitted 1999 by S.Skipper
Good friends stab you in the front.
Unknown, (from the movie Can't Hardly Wait; sometimes attributed to Oscar Wilde), in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/4vfcycxe · ★★☆☆ Fair (181 ratings) · submitted 1997
Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/v9nue1vj · ★★☆☆ Fair (182 ratings) · submitted 1997
Hearts are often broken when words are unspoken.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/ikpxuifk · ★★☆☆ Fair (233 ratings) · submitted 1997
Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/jcmxo4ir · ★★☆☆ Fair (171 ratings) · submitted 1997
If there is anything better than being loved, it's loving.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/lue0mtfy · ★★☆☆ Fair (142 ratings) · submitted 1997
If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love because we fear pain or loss, then our lives will be empty, our loss greater.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/f2qlymio · ★★☆☆ Fair (232 ratings) · submitted 1997
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Vice and Virtue
tiny.ag/a7h1xcrn · ★★☆☆ Fair (124 ratings) · submitted 1997
Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/t37feygj · ★★☆☆ Fair (180 ratings) · submitted 1997
Contention is better than loneliness.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/axmzaeli · ★★☆☆ Fair (313 ratings) · submitted 1997
A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/dlbjkpva · ★★☆☆ Fair (165 ratings) · submitted 1997
Kindness is loving people more than they deserve.
tiny.ag/9wpbcvqn · ★★☆☆ Fair (169 ratings) · submitted 1997
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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